June 2012
When in doubt, drink coffee!: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD →
radec073:
a-clockwork-norm:
jazz-hooves:
markus-james-cappren:
quantumeagle:
theblackparrot:
swholli:
heavyweaponsgirl:
gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.
holy…
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HEKJ LA DOG
TEQUICKBRNOXUMSOVERTEAZYOG
hmmm…
ask-da-mekboy:
asktheprimedecepticons:
no-prisoners-only-trophies:
ask-axellina-axelwolf-lexawolf:
newvagabond:
ask-aquarius:
chanzlyn:
PUNY GOD.
The sound he makes as he’s grabbed. “Agh!”
(axelwolf):Is he crying at the end?
It’s more of a whimper.
(I swear my sister and I were dying as soon as we saw this scene.)
IZ saw dis comin! Datz wun Orky humie!
May 2012
laughingstation:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
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Tumblr vs. Facebook: Dean Winchester Edition
deanandsamwinchester:
Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook:
Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr:
Someone writes on my Facebook wall:
Someone writes in my Tumblr ask box:
Lose a friend on Facebook:
Lose a follower on Tumblr:
Error on Facebook:
Error on Tumblr:
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confettiparade:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
sounds like an episode of supernatural.
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Hey, what if....
The name of the naked guy that was eating the mans face was Shai Lebeouf
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